Your Daily Hubbard-9/6/12

Today’s Daily Hubbard, from page 23, was just easier to take a screenshot of:

Yes, he’s talking about black people again…

Again, on behalf of all white people, we are so, so sorry for this man’s existence!

Your Daily Hubbard-9/5/12

More on that media conspiracy to nominate and defeat John McCain on page 22:

The 2000 presidential contest, both the Democrat and Republican primaries, were entirely and totally orchestrated and choreographed by the unscrupulous and unethical liberal mainstream media.  To those who understand just how this sleazy group operates, how could anyone be surprised at the eventual outcome?  McCain finally understood that he had been chosen and set up by this deceitful media to win the primary over younger and more formidable conservative candidates whom the media knew were much more likely to defeat their invented, darling candidate, Barack Hussein Obama.  The liberal mainstream media did to this great American patriot in six months what six years in a Vietnam prisoner-of-war camp could not do.  They convinced John McCain to throw in the towel.  Anyone who thinks John McCain lost this race because he isn’t a fighter has no idea what this man is made of.  He simply came to realize that taking on one of the most influential and destructive elements in America today, who wants to push this nation into socialism, was just too much for him to take on at his age.  John McCain has certainly earned the right to enjoy his golden years, but fighting an evil conspiracy made up of the liberal Democrat Party and their liberal mainstream media propaganda mill were just more than he wanted to take on at this point in his life.  In another time, John McCain might have made this liberal den of thieves deeply regret even the thought of trying to trick him and the American people.  God bless, John McCain.

I love how this evil conspiracy to turn the U.S. towards socialism is apparently something that this great war hero John McCain can just shrug his shoulders about and go on enjoying his bingo games and Matlock…

But, ok, I confess.  There’s something to this liberal media conspiracy thing.  In fact, I’m a part of it myself.  You see, I recently went back a few years in my time machine (courtesy of State Rep. John Woods) and managed to convince Jon Hubbard to right this book of his so that I would have plenty of ammunition to hit him with in 2012, or at least give you all something to laugh at every morning.  I admit it.  Now lock me up and throw away the key.  At least that way I won’t have to suffer through the rest of this stupid book.

Mark Martin’s Office Looking Into Florida Style Voter Purge

At this point, I’ve gone over my recent FOIA request to the Secretary of State’s office with a fine tooth comb.  When Alex Reed had his little goof up in Union County, it sounded to me like he was hinting that the Secretary of State’s office was looking into doing some kind of voter purge similar to what the state of Florida has been trying to do.  A thick stack of documents later, I’m sad to say that it turns out my hunch was spot on.  Here’s a couple of the documents that my request turned up:

The folks included in this conversation are Deputy Secretary of State AJ Kelly, Director of Elections Division Martha Adcock, Assistant Director of Elections Kerry Baldwin, Chief Deputy Secretary of State Doug Matayo, and of course Press Secretary Alex Reed.  Noticeably absent is Secretary of State Mark Martin, and that’s not an anomaly.  Remember, I got a big thick packet of stuff from the SoS office and I only saw his name appear once in regards to something very trivial.  Either he’s an absentee boss at that office which, considering his reputation as a state legislator for showing up at committee hearings just to put his name on the roll and then leaving, is quite plausible or he’s conducting all his state business via personal email these days in hopes of avoiding them getting caught up in these nasty FOIAs.  Of course he could be included on the second email has Deputy Secretary of State Kelly has made it impossible to tell who all that went to in his email list.

This interest centers around access to the Department of Homeland Security’s Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements database or SAVE.  SAVE is a government database used to make sure non-citizens aren’t getting government benefits that they aren’t entitled to.  It relies on DHS records uploaded from U.S. Central Index System databases that use alien registration numbers assigned at various stages of the immigration process.  It is not, by its nature, a complete list of citizens nor can it verify U.S.-born citizens.  When Florida attempted to use SAVE records for the purpose of removing “undocumented immigrants” from the voting rolls it resulted in an incredibly inaccurate list of U.S. citizens who were illegible to vote being purged from the rolls, the targets of the purge being overwhelmingly members of minority groups and Democrats, surprise surprise.  State officials were warned about that ahead of time and went ahead with it anyway, which further shows the partisan nature of this voter suppression game.  It is already illegal for an undocumented immigrant to vote and there are stiff felony charges that come with doing so or for knowingly registering someone who’s ineligible.  This isn’t about stopping voter fraud, which Republicans are yet to provide a single of example of.  It’s about suppressing minority and Democratic votes.

Mark Martin is one of twelve Republican Secretaries of State seeking access to the SAVE databases.  It’s pretty much what Alex Reed suggested down in El Dorado-they’re looking to try and purge voters from the roles under the guise of getting rid of undocumented immigrants, the threat of which exists only in their heads, else they’d be able to point to just one example of an undocumented immigrant committing voter fraud, which they can’t.  Martin’s hostility towards the state’s fastest growing minority group is well documented.  This is also, arguably, the most partisan Secretary of State’s office in memory.  The bottom line here is that there are a lot of Arkansas voters who have every reason to be concerned about what Mark Martin’s office is doing requesting access to the SAVE database.

By the way, this is not all my FOIA turned up.  There’s more to come.  And yes, I sent a follow up FOIA to find out more about this with SAVE.

Update: A friend of mine familiar with the operations of county clerk offices passed along some enlightening info to me.  In Arkansas, apparently the Sec. of State can’t purge voters directly from the rolls, that’s the job of the clerks who clean up the rolls on off years.  So why request the information from DHS then?  Most likely, to hand the list over to the clerks and say “Here, these voters need to be removed because of their immigration status.”  Or, alternatively, they may be hoping to change the law should Republicans take over the legislature.  Either way, not good, and this merits watching.

Your Daily Hubbard-9/4/12

From page 20, we bring you Jon Hubbard, very loud dog whistler:

Obama hints that everything we have learned about the Christian religious is all wrong, that we should forget our own traditions, while allowing the traditions of those who came to this country from other lands to proceed unaltered.

Just say it Jon.  You think the black man with the funny name is a Muslim and that, along with him being a black man with a funny name, scares the hell out of you.  Just come out and say it.  It’s not like we could possibly think less of you than we already do.

Your Daily Hubbard-9/3/12

From pages 19 and 20 of Hubbard’s book:

John McCain will likely strengthen our military, while many expect Obama to weaken and draw down our military, making us vulnerable to attack by any one of several rogue nations.

The ghosts of Muammar Khadafi and Osama Bin Laden approve this message.

Your Daily Hubbard-9/2/12

Jon Hubbard has an interesting idea on how John McCain got the Republican nomination four years ago, as we find out on page 16 of his book:

Everyone knows that the mainstream media has long favored and promoted liberal Democrats, using lies and deception to discredit what once was a proud and conservative Republican Party.  Conservatives should have realized something was up when the mainstream liberal media began to throw its phony support behind John McCain as the Republican Party nominee.  They perceived (and correctly so) McCain to be easier for their newly invented and inexperienced darling candidate Barack Hussein Obama to defeat, so they did whatever was necessary to see that McCain became the nominee instead of more conservative GOP candidates who would have presented a stark contrast to any liberal, socialist candidate the Democrats offered up.  With the success of this charade well in place, the media, as expected, has now turned its attack on McCain, and now true conservatives discovered there was no candidate for them to identify with or to rally around.

McCain’s nomination was the result of a conspiracy by the liberal media…Who knew?

Your Daily Hubbard-9/1/12

Today’s Daily Hubbard, taken from page 15 of Hubbard’s book, we get yet more confirmation that Jon Hubbard is, indeed, a very scary man.

Immigration has become a major problem in today’s America, and it is just another example of what liberals will allow to happen to our country in return for a few extra votes.  People from other countries coming here must do so legally, or not at all!  Repeat offenders of our immigration laws should be incarcerated at prisons at hard labor, and I don’t mean prisons that even remotely offer conditions like the country-club environments enjoyed by those detainees at Club Getmo on a daily basis.  Anyone who chooses not to take advantage of the vast educational opportunities found in this country would be given a choice between induction into the military or enrolled into a trade school where they would learn a skill.  Those who showed no interest in working would not be compensated with welfare entitlements, unless they were legitimately disabled, or were physically or mentally unable to hold down a job.  If laziness was the only disability someone might have, they would be encouraged to move to another country that accepted and supported their deadbeat lifestyles as a matter of policy.

Encouraged?  What, are they going to get a nice little letter in the mail saying please move?  Or, more likely, is the word “encourage” an Orwellian euphemism for rounding “lazy people” up and deporting them?

And no, we don’t compensate people for being lazy with entitlements.  Don’t believe me?  Go apply at the local office and use that excuse, I’ll be glad to do a write up on how that story works out for you.  Hubbard could of course be venting about welfare fraud-misrepresenting the reason you’re seeking assistance to scam the government-but that in and of itself is rare, though not nearly as ridiculous as suggesting the government just hands out checks for bonafide laziness.

And by the way, if you were confused by the spelling, “Club Getmo” is a reference to “Gitmo” or Guantanamo Bay…You know, the prison we maintain in Cuba that has endlessly damaged our countries reputations thanks to Bush era torture policies?  Yeah, that’s a “country club” and Jon Hubbard wants us rounding up undocumented immigrants and sentencing them to a Soviet style gulag that he promises will be much worse.

All fear Attila the Geezer.